It was a bad day what else can I say. It started out as a good idea
to take the family on a day trip to Nelspruit in South Africa. After all, it's a neighboring country, how much different could it be than taking a trip across the Canadian border into BC from Washington? The first crossing was a disaster going into S. A. A uniformed "Civil Servant" of the great Mozambique empire directed me to an assistant as soon as we arrived in the mayhem at the border facility. Little did I know I had been diverted into a private expediter system based upon bribes and literal "back room" dealings where those who choose to pay avoid the lines and get preferential treatment. I was OK with standing in line. I didn't really want the help. Local entrepreneurs 1, rich American cash cows 0.
This brings us to the return border crossing back to Mozambique. We thought we had multiple crossing Visas. Imagine our surprise when I was told that we needed new Visas to re-enter! Apparently, ours were only the single entry kind. Cash only please. No credit cards or money orders accepted and I didn't have the cash. Not looking good. We were in no mans land in between countries, stamped out of S.A. but not accepted into Mozambique. No problem. A good o'l reliable ATM was right outside. They're always good for cash. Not this time. I tried with every card I had. No cash. ATM not working. Can you imagine the fear and sense of dread I felt at this moment? We had no money and no place to go all with the border closing in 1hr.
Allow me to describe the scene: It's 95deg. with African humidity, confusing, dirty, pretty much everything a 3rd world border crossing is suppose to be. With few options and fear building, out of nowhere and unsolicited, a Mozambican man asked, "What is going on? How much do you need?" And he handed the efficient friendly government border worker the pile of Meticals required for our freedom. (Of course I got his number to coordinate repayment). Words cannot describe my appreciation of this total stranger. He may have saved our lives. I shudder to think what might have happened.
I could never describe the feeling I had of being at the complete mercy of inefficient, uncaring 3rd world bureaucrats knowing that at any time they could find some obscure "error" in my paperwork. (Did I mention that they love to find). I would be damned to some political "Limbo", caught between two countries with nowhere to go, at the mercy of a system that seems to see foreigners as springing wells of money.
Africa can be so much fun!
Andrew










